Quotes
'Pain is weakness leaving your body'
- Oxford Jitsu Club
'Where are you striking?' 'The larynx, Sensei!' 'And what happens when you strike someone in the larynx?' 'They die, Sensei!' 'Well don't do it then!'
- Phil Merchant and a dan, at the Nationals
'"That was a fantastic throw Kit"'
- Justin, remaining objective having had his face mangled by Kit throwing him halfway across the mat using his nose
'We can be ladies for tonight, right?' 'Of course, but really we prefer punching.'
- Suzie and Petra, on the way to the ball
'You talk, I'll drink.'
- Rob
' a cracking party throughout the evening'
- The 2005 annual jitsu ball information email
'You did it again! That's 50 million pressups!' 'Now, Sensei?' 'No, you can do them later''
- Sensei Walker and Suzie
'Jitsu: Carefully applied brutality.'
- Tom
'Don't you have any carotid arteries?'
- Will to Tom, after failing to choke him out.